I got a new phone. No, I mean a NEW phone. Spent an obscene amount of money on a Samsung Galaxy Note 8, one day before the 9’s came out. I know what you’re thinking. What the hell did you do something stupid like that for? Well, it’s a really cool phone. And my Note 5 was getting a little old in the tooth. And did I mention how incredibly awesome this phone is? And how new? Did I? Ok, I did…I’ll stop doing the fangirl thing, it was getting a bit bothersome anyway. And my throat was starting to hurt from all the squealing.
Generally about every 18 months I get a ‘new’ phone. But my new is what someone else would call ‘used’. Because hey, used is cheaper. I mean a LOT cheaper. And even though it’s cheaper, it still does what it’s supposed to do, like make phone calls, take pictures and video, be a portable GPS and access the internet and…oh wait a minute, I said I’d stop the fangirl thing…why didn’t you remind me? Oh wait, you’re not really there. Well you will be when you’re reading this..but that’s a little too 4th dimension right now isn’t it? Yes…with Mr. Hawking taking up residence next to Sir Issac Newton and Charles Darwin as his new neighbors… Yep, I’m editorializing, I have to stop that. Thanks for the reminder. No, not you…you. Well, thank you too. (Yes, the first one, that I dissed before…well not really dissed…)
At this point, I know my girl is rolling her eyes enough that they’re likely to be nearly popping out of her head, so I’m going to get back on topic.
I got a new phone. And it was a really good deal. What am I doing with my old Note 5? I’m not going to resell it like I normally do. It’s going to be taking up residence at my girl’s place. She needs a new phone too. So she’s going to get one. Well, not new…