One of the many reasons I despise Facebook…
I rarely use Facebook. I used to use it a lot when it first came out, but as time has worn on, I’ve been using it less and less. When I first signed onto the service, I was using it for keeping track of family and HS friends, with the occasional kinky friend thrown in for good measure (most of my kinky friends are located on Fetlife, so there’s not too much crossover honestly). I’m a member of a group that makes mention of things in the town which I grew up, so I can keep track of things that happen there, for the most part. It’s a notable town/village, of historical note and being 90 miles north of NYC, there are a good amount of people from there that have purchased property locally and attempt to co-opt some of the local ways and means, sometimes succesfully, sometimes not. (Add in some celebrities that live in the vicinity, and it makes things a little more eclectic)
Around the holidays, generally one gets memes and things that are shared to your account by friends and family. Some are cute, some are overly political and yes there are many that are downright idiotic. Try as I might, I make every attempt to ignore the stupid ones, but every now and again I get caught up in one and it grates my teeth thinking I should have left well enough alone.
The current one is the ‘what do you open first’ riddle. It has had many iterations over the years, but the current one goes like this:
It’s 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurised!), juice, and a jar of jam. To answer, what will you open first?
Send me a message in the form of a PM to reply.
Getting away from the fact that the word ‘pasteurised’ is in the British/Canadian lexicon, the old answer to the riddle was “your eyes“. You were asleep and you needed to open your eyes to do anything else. Of course, someone decided that this needed an upgrade, so the new answer is involved in the last line of the riddle. “To answer, what will you open first?” Since many people use the app Facebook Messenger in conjunction with Facebook, and they’re usually on their smartphones, the answer supposedly becomes ‘Facebook Messenger’. Of course, not everyone has the app on their smart phone, so it’s not necessarily the answer, even though the people who have been sharing it (ad nauseam) insist that it is. Because either they didn’t get it right because it was updated, or managed to get sucked in by their friends, neighbors and whoever. So arguments ensue. Bad feelings are generated and no one wins these stupid things. It’s definitely an updated form of a chain letter, though the consequences aren’t put off, they’re right there in front of you and you have the option NOT to participate, but generally, most everyone does.
I try not to. Though with the having been folded into the birth family 2 years ago, I’m being besot by my half sibling as she messages to our mother, and I get sucked in. Either on purpose or by accident. I really ought to know better, but having not been (ever) in the popular group, sometimes I want/desire to participate. But generally I get peeved through it (like now) and regret even getting involved.
Facebook is good for its original intention. What it’s become now, I despise. I’d delete my account, but unfortunately, it’s so ingrained in everything web and Internet, I’d be left out. So, I manage this way. Mostly.